GOSSIP ENTANGLES

2007

2007-02-04T14:01:00.000+08:00

Mulyadi and Esther share the same jersey number!
Ong and Ang as flirt as ever!
Kelly and Jocelyn still as bimbo!
Jolyn and Priscilla still as kiddy!
Eleanor still as act cute!

EVERYBODY IS STILL THE SAME.

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except for MICHELLE.

She has rose to the post of 'SMUG', which she assumes that it stands for Slim, Magical and Underweight Goddess. Oh my goodness!

Please puke. Plastic bags are easily available at every provision shop. For a $1 recycled bag, please visit GIANT at Jurong East.

oooh so scandalous

2006-11-24T15:42:00.000+08:00

Anyone here plays DOOM? I don't, of course! x) Well, maybe in the past...the old old version...

haha so funny right? don't ask me who created it, i dunno...

here's another one:

haha! But i'll advise you not to play the actual game cos it looks quite violent...

2006-11-22T23:17:00.000+08:00

blank. says:
you like red so much suddenly
blank. says:
weird
! jmac. the craze. support (RED) says:
its the aids thing
blank. says:
are you sure
blank. says:
or isit because yilin has new red specs
! jmac. the craze. support (RED) says:
ya

oohlala.

2006-11-22T16:15:00.000+08:00

a really exciting game...

http://fizzlebot.com/sinthai/thehouse.htm

Best play alone at night with headphone on..

muhahahahahahahahaha.....

(timid people pls DON'T try...any incidents happen don't blame me)

sms

2006-11-16T15:19:00.000+08:00

ALERT! SEAN MOST FUK UP.

ong~

2006-11-15T19:47:00.000+08:00

CO concert
Due to the holidays, I became very nice and volunteer to sell tickets for yilin! The concert is on Sunday. Details please ask yilin or whoever. Money throw my side ^_^!!

Do a good deed. Do with ONG
Due to the holidays, I think ONG very sad since he can't see his joselyn anymore(cross-reference with maypig). And his flirting is limited to his neighbours and... I think that's all. In the end he has to go look at other girls to fill up his sadness!!! >_< No good for his relationship with jocelyn!! So someone(such as zhen or ah long)should go make a class outing so as to let this 2 people meet up and create some long-lost love!

WARNING @_@
MP you veh fukup.

-sms

2006-11-11T22:30:00.000+08:00

sistersTOinfinity- :] says:
i swear to you that will never happen so you cn forget about wow-ing.
you :') says:
hmm..
you :') says:
no one knows about the future
you :') says:
like sec 1
you :') says:
u said, PLZ LOR yucks i'll NEVER LIKE CK
you :') says:
now at least u like him as a friend
.sistersTOinfinity- :] says:
i'd rather stead 0.5 then ck.
.sistersTOinfinity- :] says:
and for me, when i like a person. i will not like some one else. when i "like" its only idolism.
you :') says:
OMG
you :') says:
u idolise CK!?!?
.sistersTOinfinity- :] says:
i mean the "like" another person.
.sistersTOinfinity- :] says:
seriously, ck is an example you guys sould learn from.
.sistersTOinfinity- :] says:
and don't anyhow blog horr.

Affinity

2006-11-11T12:57:00.000+08:00

After the seperation of this wonderful class, it is realised that certain -ahem- couples have such affinity with each other that they are still in the same class.

3B07: THREE COUPLES

Couple one: Kelly and CK
This couple has been sitting with each other ever since the very start of 2006. They like to whack each other and tease each other (wow) and Kelly admits that she will miss CK next year. However, when it came to her knowledge that they will still be in the same class, Kelly was so ever excited!

Couple two: Yihern and zhenzhen
The male lead is quite a flirty one. The seperation of classes has also put a wall between him and his other three girlfriends, namely Priscilla(3K), Gina(3D) and Yilin(3F). The good news is, he will be even closer to his main girlfriend zhenzhen. Congratulations!!!

Couple three: Jocelyn and ONG
itsanong! This couple is quite open lar, ONG cares about Jocelyn and her dog Shingo very much blah, we have already seen the details in class, nothing much to say.

3F07: ONE couple

Couple one and only: Hannah and Mulyaidi
aiya suibian lar! if not only three couples cannot fill up space.

3I07: ONE couple

Couple also one and only: Ah Zha and Ningli
not bad not bad! Michelle don't be jealous!!!

Main lead -> Gorilla

2006-10-21T12:56:00.000+08:00

HEY!

I know everyone is very sad cause we only have one week left with one another. SO, watch this video! (Ok fine no link then no link lar)

Must Watch!

2006-10-08T15:20:00.000+08:00

Hello everybody! Please watch JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE and ROB-B-HOOD. JOHN TUCKER is not exactly a super-must-watch-fifty-times movie, but it is pretty funny and offers some great fashion tips for guys who are trying to play basketball like a pro and want some "spring" in their movements. ROB-B-HOOD is so damn funny and touching at the same time and what the heck, it even stars a really cute baby who packs more charm than ten thousand Jesse McCartneys or Jesse Mecalte (how to spell?? Ah he's the guy who played John Tucker) , plus Jackie Chan (Thong a.k.a Daddy) and Louis Koo (Octopus a.k.a Mummy). It's super duper nice and at one point i even felt my eyes water *SOB!* and i never cry at movies! So, please watch it! YAY!

Oh, yes. Watch Liao Zhai too. And you can skip ghost whisperer lah! :)

ohgosh

2006-10-07T20:45:00.000+08:00

look at this!

OHMIGOD! did you see that?! both their display names have the HEART shapes! same position somemore!

hmmm do you smellllll something? :O

A lame post

2006-10-05T13:46:00.000+08:00

Question 1: Convert some #@$% *^ numbers into a single fraction

Student: Er... HUH?

*skips question*

Question 2: Some guy reaches some place some time earlier than another guy

Student: *stares blankly* Er... I forgot leh. I think it involves some equation.

*mixes some numbers together, throws in x and y and goes to the next question*

Question 3: A few triangles

Student: OH I THINK I KNOW THIS ONE

blah

blah

blah

Last Question: One graph

Student: EASY PEASY!

After the last question: The second graph

Student: *stones* Er. Can we not use the graph? :)

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YAY! I know this is lame! sorry! :)

zhenzhen loves all

2006-09-27T16:14:00.000+08:00

!&jatekaJUICE} twinklexstar :Ｄ /[u]我很想爱他[/u] [c=13]ღ[/c] ; says:
i love cq
!&jatekaJUICE} twinklexstar :Ｄ /[u]我很想爱他[/u] [c=13]ღ[/c] ; says:
i love ahlong
!&jatekaJUICE} twinklexstar :Ｄ /[u]我很想爱他[/u] [c=13]ღ[/c] ; says:
i love junyu
!&jatekaJUICE} twinklexstar :Ｄ /[u]我很想爱他[/u] [c=13]ღ[/c] ; says:
i love ong
!&jatekaJUICE} twinklexstar :Ｄ /[u]我很想爱他[/u] [c=13]ღ[/c] ; says:
i love sean
!&jatekaJUICE} twinklexstar :Ｄ /[u]我很想爱他[/u] [c=13]ღ[/c] ; says:
i love ck

this is wat she said..

2 bad for chaojie....

not included

awwww

zhenx:her lovers
1 : 6

2006-09-18T20:15:00.000+08:00

useful notes to the fat people
(no offence)
P.S There's a bit problem with the sound.
Turn the volume higher to listen clearly.

hope u all have enjoyed it..pple

congrats to karmen

2006-09-18T18:49:00.000+08:00

look at this :D

so "shuai"!! xP

lets all congratulate mrs (paul) karmen mccartney :P!

karmen!! p.s. bigger abalone pls!

yihern and zhenzhen

2006-09-17T23:22:00.000+08:00

everyone knows yihern and zhenzhen must have something going on.. and i have evidence with me to prove they are so deeply in love.. somehow ;D

look at here as he approached me for a song by JMAC (JMAC ALBUM OUT 19/9 GET IT SOON)

he went on and told me about how long he chatted with zhenzhen and how he adored her for her "pro-ness" ahhh, such a sweet love affair!

and if you do look carefully, he even added the time he chatted with her, and his reason was to show her how long their short date lasted. very sweet and mushy, isn't it?

yihern oh yihern, what a brave move to do on his birthday! and so, happy birthday yihern! this is a present from me to you (: this is such a nice present.

ANG CHEATS FEELINGS!

2006-09-16T20:20:00.000+08:00

ANGYIHERN CHEATED OUT FEELINGS!

On Friday, three jatekans, Mayping, Yilin and ANGYIHERN went to Brahs(Good spelling haha) Plaza Complex to search for Shinglee's sectwo workbook at the recommended shop, Knowledge bookstore. Mayping and Yilin searched and searched and searched but cannot find! They searched for around 1++ hour.

Suddenly, Mayping spotted another second hand shop next to it around the corner.

"OMG CHAY! THERE GOT ANOTHER SHOP!"
"WL! THEN WE SEARCH SO LONG! -.-"

"HUH? YOU ALL DON'T KNOW MEH?"

Do you feel like killing ANGYIHERN?

we do wonder

2006-09-16T19:02:00.000+08:00

look at this pic:

now we do wonder who that sharmaine is dont we? (:

all about ong

2006-09-12T19:57:00.000+08:00

okok... lemme see... how many updates? okok, nvm i just state wat i remembered!

1. ONG admitted that he LIKED SAMANTHA, (jocelyn dun cry)
because he said "ya" when i asked him

2. ONG said that a gal/woman in the mrt in yellow t-shirt is very chio... (toad lusting after swan meat? lol....) let's make a bet... will the gal/woman give him her hp no. if ong asks??
probability is 1 out of a million, wat will ong do to her? just imagine... dun imagine too much though...

3. This is to get rid of the censored pic at the tagboard
(the censored pic of that someone is too common, so i guess every1 is very sick of it because IT can be found in the sgp zoo)

Friends from faraway lands lol

2006-09-10T21:55:00.000+08:00

Mp the mutant pig and Kelly the Bear....................................... And their friend

Kelly before the plastic surgery.............

After:

(censored)

GG

ZZ omg operation fail! SO suay........

Well at least there's stil Foos left in the world. So don't need worry. Kelly, jiayou!

something everyone must know!

2006-09-06T15:51:00.000+08:00

Check out these exclusive pics... caught on camera...

Okay, okay, so there's only one picture...

THE LAST EPISODE IS ON NEXT TUESDAY SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WATCH IT OR ELSE I MIGHT JUST KILL YOU NO LAH JKJK

And do catch tonight's episode COS THEY ARE GONNA KISS!!!! *muacks muacks*

JIN SANSHUN I WORSHIP YOU YOU ARE MY ROLE MODEL!!!!! *bows down*

YAYYYY!!!

(:

2006-09-03T20:49:00.000+08:00

Let me brighten up everyones' lives!

Or maybe you guys prefer this one:
See?? This is the guy girls all over the world love! Ever wonder why?? Cuz of his GOOD looks and his GREAT style (look at photo above if you don't believe me)

random thingys

2006-09-03T18:27:00.000+08:00

OMG SO SHUAI!

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Ok fine. I shan't be biased.

-sighs.

I AM NOT BIASED, AS I HAVE ALREADY INSERTED JAY CHOU ABOVE.

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Aiya ok lar ok lar.. I can hear Esther complaning.

Nah. Your teletubbies.

P.S. This is just an excuse to get rid of angyihern and zhajunyu's faces. HEH HEH :D

P.S.S. OH and there's an internet singer called xiangxiang! :O

Introducing...DIfferent types of ...

2006-09-02T22:26:00.000+08:00

RMB tilt ur head to see some of the photos.. BELIEVE ME
you'll see the world within (:

real superman!

eat and eat and eat (no matter who u are, u still need to eat...
food is essential for our life.)

... the above is totally fake..
... now let me introduce to u a real life story of ANG..
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.....flirting during com lesson, just look where is ANG trying to touch! OMG

then done sumthing alrd, still dun wan pple see his face...

...however everyone noes hu u are..
SOME shy dude

OMG..the second victim..

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now..he finnally reveals himself...

wad a handsome n shuai n cute guy...cant imagine he will
do such thing...

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...and he is still trying to deny wad he has done

ANG!!!..dun try to walk away frm the truth..

coz the merlion is always here watching u...
..and he can always flood u wif his abundant 'water of life'.
**********THE END**********
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past merlion, future merlion.

SUPERMAN!

2006-09-02T21:14:00.000+08:00

tsktsk. guys in our class are so heartless. e.g. ZHA JUNYU!

me: hey, i know someone who likes you. (:
superman: is the girl you're talking about the one zhen zhen is also talking about?
me: i think so.
superman: eee. that one i don't want.
me: then who you like? from our class?
superman: someone from another class.

what can we infer from this source:
1. junyu is heartless
2. he likes someone fromanother class WHO! OMFG! :D
3. he is unfaithful to superwoman [how could you!]

aiya. something like that happened lahh. it happened a day ago and well so i can't remember. OMG! i think i have short-term memory :O BOO[radley] HOO i think i'm really growing old. haha. but seriously, its WTF. i pity that girl who likes superman. so EVERYONE (girls+yihern0.5) do not go for superman. i suggest superwoman leave him too. but i'm not that mean, cos they're too loving a couple, and well, they MUST belong together. muackx. muackx.

spiderwomen and joey.

2006-09-01T22:25:00.000+08:00

enjoy.

jocelyn and brandon, ong and some chick

2006-09-01T16:46:00.000+08:00

okok.. 2 very important updates....

No.1
Jocelyn has a GOOD FREN aka neighbour and i he knows alot about jocelyn and jocelyn said that she was lesbian and brandon, her GOOD FREN, is gay and they like each other. and she said it was sibling love... O: omg... jocelyn still denying... GOOD FREN rite?? fullstop.

No.2
piang... jocelyn's heart breaks... according to VERY reliable sources,

<> [[TiMe sTaNds sTiL 4 a HeaRT w/ uNfiNisHd bUsiNess]] HoW HoT is ﾓﾔﾄｶ｢? says:
i do rmb he always likd a chick at sum pnt

<> [[TiMe sTaNds sTiL 4 a HeaRT w/ uNfiNisHd bUsiNess]] HoW HoT is ﾓﾔﾄｶ｢? says:
i rmb my frend told me dat in p5 he likd 1 of my best frends nd vice versa

&&jatekaJUICE-* jesse mccartney!! says:
whos tt

<> [[TiMe sTaNds sTiL 4 a HeaRT w/ uNfiNisHd bUsiNess]] HoW HoT is ﾓﾔﾄｶ｢? says:
samantha

see... PEE!!

holiday assignment

2006-08-30T21:10:00.000+08:00

Hey everybody! For maximum holiday entertainment, please turn on your television at exactly 10pm every weekday and tune in to Channel U for:

The dramedy that took Asia by storm!

Even bigger than Da Chang Jin!

If you loved Bridget Jones, you will love

SAMSOON!!!

And on Fridays,
tune into Channel 5 at 10pm.
It helps if you have 2 TVs or split screen features so that you won't miss out on the fun.
Unlike me, who has to switch back and forth between channels.
It's Teacher's Day on Friday! What could be a better way to show our appreciation for them than spreading this message of love, fun and samsoon??

Happy Teachers' Day!

heh heh

2006-08-29T21:38:00.000+08:00

i was thinkin if i should post this on the main class blog, but since it's a biased view of something.. i shall post it here instead. enjoy (:

tell me whether you agree with me after viewing the picture.

Steffi's voice

2006-08-27T15:47:00.000+08:00

Come one, come all.

Hear Steffi read out loud an extract adapted from Lippman, David H. War Series: World War II Plus 55, 13-19 December 1941, http://www.usswashington.com/dl13de41.htm

It can also be found in your source based question worksheet :D

To hear it, please click:
http://media.putfile.com/History-Source

Also, hear Steffi sing the first line of 'Frosty the snowman'.

To hear it, please click:
http://media.putfile.com/Steffi-sings

:D

2006-08-22T20:34:00.000+08:00

what is kelly and mr yeo doing?

cq + zz = to the core

2006-08-20T23:26:00.000+08:00

yilin: oi chengqian you like zhenzhen right?
chengqian: yes.
everyone: :o
yilin: oi zhen! you watch ah!
yilin: chengqian! you like zhen right?
chengqian: yes.
zhenzhen: :O
yilin: how much do you love zhenzhen?
chengqian: to the core.

WAH. LOUD DECLARATION OF LOVE DURING LESSONS. :O

CK [:

2006-08-20T18:47:00.000+08:00

what is Chicky panickin over?

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oh no! our dear chairperson, eleanor is feeling unwell !

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who will come to rescue? quick, xinyun go call..
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that guy behind you!
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CK ! the ultimate genius ! [just look at his stare, it's so fierce]
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and CK is gonna make LOV... OHNO! he's reaching out for my camera!

i better run! ahhhh! he is coming after me because i have evidence of him and zhenzhen doing smth naughty together.. just look at how zhenzhen is hiding behind her cs tee! muahaha~

couple caught fighting !

2006-08-20T18:39:00.000+08:00

ohdear! why is yilin so open about her s-x life, she must be aroused due to the lesson by mrtan and now she's pulling yihern's d--k ! ohno! or are they fighting? but why does yihern seem to be enjoying it, and yilin looks so eager!

4-strip ONG-comic: ITS'anONG

2006-08-13T21:24:00.000+08:00

Introducing the DIFFERENT types of ONG!

a normal ONG:

a sleeping ONG:
a flirting ONG:

a very happy ONG:

LIFE WITH ONG

2006-08-13T18:10:00.000+08:00

PART I: ONG AND KOH STEADYING IN MAPLE.

Due to extremely reliable sources, aka Sean (ahem. reliable?), has informed us that ONG WEI QUAN *inserts christian name* and KOH ZHENZHEN BARBIE are STEADYING in Maple.

horror, horror, double horror.

&&amp;amp;jatekaJUICE-* /你在我旁边的旁边但影子却肩碰肩♥ ; S.H.E 触电 93.3 #1! 触电触电触电触电触电
weiquan alrdy has chritsian name.

MAYPING;; flyDHSCO says:
what is his christian name?

&&jatekaJUICE*- ong and joycelyn... shouldn't the hero be saving the damsel? how come its the damsel saving the hero? says:
wats the christian name?

&&jatekaJUICE*- ong and joycelyn... shouldn't the hero be saving the damsel? how come its the damsel saving the hero? says:
oi zhenx..u dun tell us means u like him

&&amp;amp;jatekaJUICE-* /你在我旁边的旁边但影子却肩碰肩♥ ; S.H.E 触电 93.3 #1! 触电触电触电触电触电
i forgot

&&amp;amp;jatekaJUICE-* /你在我旁边的旁边但影子却肩碰肩♥ ; S.H.E 触电 93.3
#1! 触电触电触电触电触电 has left the conversation.

WHAT IS THIS MAN PEOPLE, *inserts 'faintz' emoticon*

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PART II: CHRISTIAN NAME FOR ONG

&&jatekaJUICE*- ong and joycelyn... shouldn't the hero be saving the damsel? how come its the damsel saving the hero? says:
create name.. hmm...

&&jatekaJUICE*- ong and joycelyn... shouldn't the hero be saving the damsel? how come its the damsel saving the hero? says:
joyce ong?

&&jatekaJUICE*- ong and joycelyn... shouldn't the hero be saving the damsel? how come its the damsel saving the hero? says:
nah.. gal's name...lol.

&&jatekaJUICE*- ong and joycelyn... shouldn't the hero be saving the damsel? how come its the damsel saving the hero? says:
barbie and ken

&&jatekaJUICE*- ong and joycelyn... shouldn't the hero be saving the damsel? how come its the damsel saving the hero? says:
does it match?

&&jatekaJUICE*- ong and joycelyn... shouldn't the hero be saving the damsel? how come its the damsel saving the hero? says:
or tarzan?

&&jatekaJUICE*- ong and joycelyn... shouldn't the hero be saving the damsel? how come its the damsel saving the hero? says:
king kong?

As classmates, we should help one another. PLEASE TAG RELEVANT TAGS IN THE TAGBOARD, HELP ONG TO THINK OF A NICE CHRISTIAN NAME!

ong and jocelyn gossips

2006-08-13T16:13:00.000+08:00

it was like 11++... i wanted to do my history ws.. then i toked to ong then he invited me to this mass convo... (cut the crap) now for the interesting stuff...

they were gossiping abt this and tt, but u must know ong and jocelyn were helping each other IN UNISON to rebutt points... yup...

oh.. and ong was very biological then... went into details... wow!!

yep.. so u should know wat happened...

oh ya... the hero got saved by the damsel everytime he got attacked... paradox here?? and anyways, there was this line, "JOCELYN HELP ME" or something liddat, but those were the most prominent words...

see the fire of passion there?

liar liar pants on fire...

no wonder their pants/skirt/nothing at all caught on fire because they kept denying their love for each other...

hiax... but lets not embarrass them...

lol

signing off...

Important Notice for All

2006-08-10T15:08:00.000+08:00

From the Editor of "Sweetheart College", the ultimate BGR advice magazine...

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Haha this is lame!

2006-08-09T20:03:00.000+08:00

HAPPY NATIONAL DAY!

Some more gossips!

ANG IS A LIGHTBULB! HE WAS CAUGHT GOING HOME WITH JOCELYN AND ONG TOGETHER. YES, JUST THE THREE OF THEM.

Can't he just scram and leave them alone?

tsktsk!

OMG

2006-08-05T15:33:00.000+08:00

WHAT IS KRISTY STARING AT?

OMG WHAT IS WENFANG STARING AT?

~~OMG~~ WHAT IS CHEN LAO SHI SMILING AT?

:O

IT'S A DUCKY!

tsk!

2006-08-05T14:01:00.000+08:00

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Junyu the SUPERMAN and Yiling the SUPERWOMAN!

WHOOSH!

Assignment ONE

2006-08-02T22:44:00.000+08:00

FIRST ASSIGNMENT OF OUR GREAT GOSSIP SITE.

1) Ang Yi Hern and Priscilla Tan/Gina Teo/Koh Zhenzhen/Michelle Ou Yong/Jolyn Wah
2) Foo Chuan Kai and Kelly Tan
3) Karmen Wong and Sean Mulyadi Siman
4) Zhang Chao Jie and Neo Wen Fang
5) Ong Weiquan and Eleanor Low
6) Zha Junyu and Lua Yiling

Class, please divide yourself into groups of six and ask the gossip rep to draw lots and assign a topic from above to you.

Your job is to write an essay to prove your point and to make a video on it. Rubrics are on AskNLearn.

Your Gossip Teacher,
ME

You want to know who I am? You really want to know?

Dunch tell ya! :)